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>> steve: and now a message from donald trump. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ladies and gentlemen, as you all know, something hugely important and gravely serious happened last night. that's right, the last 16 minutes of "celebrity apprentice" were interrupted by president obama. [ cheers and applause ] instead of seeing the thrilling conclusion of the farouk hair system hair show challenge, people were forced to watch president obama inform the nation that al qaeda leader osama bin laden is dead. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know about you but to me, the message is clear -- president obama is so scared of me and so desperate for attention that he felt the need
to hunt down and kill osama bin laden, right in the middle of my show. [ laughter ] classic obama move. mr. president, do you mean to tell me that of all the times you could have picked to bring the most wanted man in the world to justice, you had to do it during one of the most exciting boardrooms in the history of "celebrity apprentice"? i mean, it was great tv. nene was yelling at star, star was yelling at nene. great, great stuff. [ laughter ] why couldn't you have interrupted a low-rated nbc show? like "america's next great restaurant" or "chuck" or "the event" or "perfect couples" or "outsourced" or "friday night" -- basically, any other show on nbc. [ laughter ] where were you during "the paul reiser show," mr. president? don't get me wrong. i think it's great news that osama bin laden is dead. it's fantastic news, terrific news. [ cheers and applause ] but couldn't this news have waited 15 more minutes? this way, could you have
interrupted -- let's see, what comes on after the "celebrity apprentice"? oh, yeah, the news. [ laughter ] maybe you could have waited to announce this news during the news. [ laughter ] the fact is the president clearly coordinated this secret cia mission, assassination and ensuing press conference, specifically, to cut off the end of my show, the "celebrity apprentice." so, basically, i killed osama bin laden. [ laughter and applause ] so, congratulations to me, donald trump. [ cheers ] thank you. you're welcome. anyway, we now return to whatever the hell is on nbc right now. honestly, i have no idea. i think it's "the late times with jason fallon." i'm donald trump, and god bless donald trump. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >> steve: jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much. thank you, everybody. thank you very much. welcome. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. welcome to "late night." [ cheers and applause ] it's a fun crowd. oh, i love you guys. hey, man, if you were watching "celebrity apprentice" last night, it was just crazy. [ laughter ]
i mean, i didn't see it, but, apparently, star jones and nene leakes got so out of control, they ended up killing osama bin laden. [ laughter ] crazy. that's right, president obama announced late last night that bin laden has been killed in pakistan. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] that's right, bin laden is dead, just like the republicans' chances in 2012. [ cheers and applause ] that's right, obama announced last night that bin laden was killed. and, oddly enough, bin laden's last words were, "i hope you at least use this to interrupt 'celebrity apprentice.' [ laughter ] please. why not?" that's right. bin laden was killed by u.s. forces in an upscale suburb of pakistan. even worse for bin laden, turns out his 72 virgins were just some dudes watching "game of thrones" on hbo. [ laughter ] "i'm saving myself." [ laughter ]
listen to this. they did dna testing to prove that the body actually belonged to osama bin laden. or as i put it, "best episode of 'maury povich' ever!" [ laughter ] "you are the terrorist!" "no, you are!" "you don't know me! [ laughter ] y'all don't know me!" [ laughter ] the u.s. said that bin laden was actually buried out at sea today. man, what a tough year for the ocean. huh? [ laughter ] it's like first bp pumps oil into it, then radiation seeps in from japan. now we're like, "hey, do you mind? we're gonna put osama bin laden in there. do you --" [ laughter ] "what i do? [ cheers and applause ] what the eff did i do wrong? i'm the ocean. why do we hate the ocean?" this is interesting. after bin laden was killed, the fbi updated its most wanted list. so, on behalf of everyone here, i just would like to congratulate lindsay lohan on her recent promotion. [ laughter ] cheers.
i just saw this. microsoft is bringing back "clippy," the cartoon paperclip that used to pop up in word documents. [ cheers and applause ] apparently, he's been hiding in an upscale suburb of pakistan. [ laughter ] "clippy." what an original name for that paper clip, huh? "what should we call it?" "papery?" "that's not it." "i got it. how about -- how about 'clippy'?" [ laughter ] "genius!" did you guys hear about this? yesterday, on cnn, donald trump insisted that he's not a racist and said he has many, many black friends. because when you want to prove you're not racist, say the one thing racist people always say. [ laughter ] "come on, i have many, many black friends." [ light laughter ] and finally, for the first time in 20 years, apple's profits are higher than microsoft's. but, keep in mind, that figure was taken before they announced that "clippy" was coming back. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight. give it up for roots! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: we have an awesome show tonight. had hip-hop legend and star of the hit show "ncis: l.a.," ll cool j is here. [ cheers and applause ] love that dude. he is the writer and director of "the 40-year-old virgin" and "knocked up." his new movie is "bridesmaids" and it's super funny. the great judd apatow is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] and we got some smooth, smooth music from the one and only ambrosia is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] you know what's up. you know what's going down. we warned you last week what you're in for tonight. we do it once a year, and this is the night we're doing it. it's a very special episode of our show.
i hope you guys have your sea legs because this is about to get real. [ laughter ] that's right, everybody. welcome to "yacht rock 2k11!" [ cheers and applause ] you guys know. you guys know i love my yacht rock. i love the music, i love the parties, the sunsets, the facial hair. [ laughter ] it's magical, it's whimsical, it's nautical. and if you're not partying with us right now, then you are crazy. here we go, everybody. i thought that would pop. [ laughter ] [ pop ] cheap champagne. thank you, higgins. do it again, higgins. [ pop ] [ laughter and applause ] [ popping ] [ laughter ] [ pops ] thank you. that's right, everyone at home should be -- [ laughter ] stop popping the cork.
everyone at home should be pouring themselves a glass of champagne to get into the spirit. so cheers, everybody. we killed bin laden. [ cheers and applause ] it's not bad. it's not good, but it's not bad. [ light laughter ] and you guys -- you guys are go about to get yachtified right now. is that a word? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: that's right, it's time for a "yacht rock shared experience." ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much, captain kirk. now, if you guys look under your seats, you'll each find a nautical ensemble, okay? this includes some sunglasses, a captain's hat and your own personal dickey. everybody put this stuff on. i'd start with the dickey. [ laughter ] put the dickey on first. you should always start with the dickey. this is -- always start with the dickey. now, all the dickeys are the same size. don't bother comparing the size of your dickey. ♪
hey, stop messing with your neighbor's -- keep your hands on your own dickey! there we go. there we go. [ cheers and applause ] dickey, first, then we put on the old captain's hat, there. some sunglasses. yeah. you guys look very dignified. [ cheers and applause ] very good. [ laughter ] now, the only thing left do is get this party started. let's christen our yacht. here we go. ♪ >> jimmy: there we go. we wanna come over here right now. we're gonna go to the "s.s.s.s." the last two "s's" stand for "smooth sailing." you guys ready to this? [ cheers and applause ] i said, you guys ready to do this? [ cheers and applause ] here we go. time officially starts, "yacht
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. so glad you could join our "yacht rock" party. now it's time for a very special "yacht rock" tradition. a visit from our old friend, captain zog, who's gonna come and teach us all the latest "yacht rock" dances. he puts the naughty in nautical. ahoy there, captain zog. >> ahoy, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what you got for me, my man? what do you see? >> it looks to me like there's a party a-brewin'. [ cheers and applause ] you're all invited. >> jimmy: let's do this. ♪ >> all right.
do you guys want to how to dance for the "yacht rock" party? [ cheers and applause ] all right. first, you row and row and row and row. harpoon, harpoon, harpoon, right? now, hurl and hurl and hurl and hurl. man overboard, man overboard, man overboard, man overboard. front swirl and swirl and swirl and sideways. >> jimmy: there you go. very good. >> that's how you do that. >> jimmy: give it up, everybody. that's captain zog. [ cheers and applause ] okay, very good. i think it's time to class things up a bit by getting a few audience members to spit into each other's faces. [ laughter ] it is time for a special "yacht rock" edition of "spit takes." here we go! ♪ >> jimmy: welcome to "spit takes." this is the game where we get audience members to say something funny or shocking and their friends responds by spraying them with a mist of
lukewarm backwash. [ audience groans ] now, normally this would be done with a standard glass of water but in honor of tonight's festivities, we will be using flutes of very, very mediocre champagne. let's meet our first pair of audience volunteers. come on over, guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how you doin'? >> nice to meet you. >> jimmy: nice to see you guys. what are your names, where are you from? >> emmanuel, newport news, virginia. >> kenny, newport news, virginia. >> jimmy: now, you guys look excited to be here. [ laughter ] now, how do you guys know each other? >> high school. >> just been friends for a long time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if anyone has a prozac or anyone wants to -- just let me know. [ laughter ] now, you know that one of you will be spitting, the other will be receiving, correct? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but it still hasn't been decided who will be doing what. does that make you nervous? >> little bit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know what a spit take is, right? this is when someone says something shocking or funny while you're drinking and you -- you spit it out.
all right, now, let's find out who will be doing the spitting and who will be spat upon. let's bring out the die. very, very nice. thank you so much. now, you can see, the die says "spit" on three sides, "take" on the other sides. i need a representative from the team to roll the die to see who will be doing what. did you discuss this? [ laughter ] you sure? okay. good luck. [ drum roll ] good luck, buddy. give it a good roll. yo, vegas! you will be doing the spitting! ♪ [ cheers ] you will be doing the spitting. thank you so much. look, the first time i saw him smile. this is fantastic. [ laughter ] thank you very much. i appreciate it. and here's your joke on here. now, audience, please keep in mind that you will be voting on both the delivery of the joke and the spit take. now, take a large sip, as much as you can possibly can. don't swallow it. [ laughter ] here you go. here's your card with -- here's the joke on there, okay? don't laugh. you're gonna spit on yourself. [ laughter ] don't spit on yourself. okay, hold it out.
now, you can read the joke. when you finish with the joke, let him have it. are you both ready? get a little closer. don't be shy. [ laughter ] >> your mother is so promiscuous, whenever the captain sees her on shore, he yells "land ho!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: stop laughing. he can't stop laughing. i've never seen him laugh. he's laughing his head off now. all right? let's see what you did in slow motion, okay? let's check this out. ♪ very good. thank you very much, you guys. thanks for playing. let's bring out our next contestant. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how are you? how you doing? what's going on? what's your name and where you from? >> my name is lokche, from
san diego. >> jimmy: lokche from san diego? >> tristan from san francisco. >> jimmy: very good. welcome, you guys. now, how long have you guys known each other? >> few years. >> went to u.c. san diego together. >> jimmy: very cool. and that's how you became friends? >> kind of. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you want to tell us how you became friends? [ laughter ] >> financial professionals organization. >> jimmy: whoa. say what? >> financial professionals organization. >> jimmy: financial professional organization, i did not know that -- [ laughter ] -- fto? >> fpn, actually. network. >> jimmy: fpn -- network. >> network. >> jimmy: oh, is it network? fpm? >> fpn. >> jimmy: all right. so if you google that or bing it, you can find out what that is? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and that's how you guys met? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's not anything dirty or anything, is it? >> no. no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, good. now look. now, you just saw the game. you guys think you guys can hack it? >> we definitely can. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, okay good. now, let's find out who will be doing the spitting and who will be spat upon. can we bring out the die please? thank you. i need a representative? it looks like you're jumping to grab the die, right? sorry. if you've decided, go for it. [ drum roll ]
you will be receiving. [ audience ohs ] [ sad tuba ] you will be receiving. you stand over there. come on over here, buddy. all right, that's the joke for you. and you -- here's your champagne. thank you so much. okay. now, here's the deal. take a good swig. hold as much as you can there, in your mouth and you read your joke. wait till he finishes the joke, then -- come on, you can fit more than that. [ light laughter ] there you go. that's what i'm talkin' -- that's what we're talking about. all right. read the joke. whenever you're done, go for it. >> your yacht is so ugly, seagulls won't even crap on it. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: sorry. sorry about that. what happened at the end there? do you -- >> -- to do this. >> jimmy: you convulsed a little bit. you threw a little extra out of your glass. let's see that in slow motion. what was that? ♪
very good. oh my god. yeah, very good -- all right, very good. what's that? >> we have time for one more. >> jimmy: we have time for one more? oh great, switch it up. [ laughter ] >> thank you so much, i appreciate it. >> you're welcome. [ applause ] >> jimmy: here you go, pal. here's your joke. oh, this is gonna be fantastic. [ laughter ] oh, really excited about this one. mr. confidence, over there. here we go, you guys. take the gulp, read the joke please and let him have it. >> your mother is so horse-faced, someone entered her in last year's kentucky derby and she almost won. ♪ >> jimmy: that was great. i'm sorry about that. let's see that again in slow-mo. ♪ that was a good one. payback is a bitch.
oh, truly amazing. all right, team one, please step on in, here. now it's time for our audience to choose which was the best joke and spit take. was it team number one? [ cheers and applause ] or was it team number two? [ cheers and applause ] we have a winner. it is team number two, right here, everybody! congratulations. you're the winner. you win a set of "yacht rock 2k11 late night" towels. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. and, since no one goes home empty-handed, for the losers, we have "yacht rock 2k11 late night" towelettes. [ laughter ] that's it for "spit takes, everybody. we'll be right back with ll cool j. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that's going to go right in your glove. ohhh.
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>> jimmy: you look great. our first guest is a grammy winning hip-hop pioneer and accomplished actor. he can currently be seen starring in "ncis: los angeles" which airs tuesdays at 9:00 p.m. on cbs. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome ll cool j! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> figured i'd -- figured i'd get in the spirit with the shades. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i got the shades on. [ cheers ] little yacht rock. yacht rock. >> jimmy: yeah, what -- yeah. do you know anything about yacht rock? >> not really. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like some smooth, like, a.m. gold music, like, between the late '70s and early '80s, there was a time when every album came out, there was a dude with a beard shirtless standing on a boat. [ light laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: it was, like, kenny loggins, christopher cross, "sailing." that type of -- ♪ take me away
♪ yeah, that type of vibe. >> yeah, okay. >> jimmy: like ambrosia, you know ambrosia, right? on the show tonight? >> oh, absolutely. ♪ make a wish, baby, my love will come through ♪ >> oh, yeah. i do know that song! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, right? >> i have more musical depth than i thought. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. did you ever have a yacht? because that was like -- that was a phase where rappers that got into yacht? >> well, i never -- i never had a yacht, but i've had some parties on yachts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love that. of course, you had to have, right? >> yeah. you know, the -- you know, i had pajama party on the yacht and -- you know. >> jimmy: come on. that's the way to do it pajama party on a yacht. >> i mean, it was great. my mother was there, though so that kind of -- [ laughter ] [ audience groans ] >> jimmy: you know what -- >> fun. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we were in miami running around. >> jimmy: last time i saw you was at the white house correspondents -- no, no, it was the golden globes. >> yeah, the golden globes. golden globes were a lot of fun. >> jimmy: this was last -- last year, golden globes.
>> yeah. >> jimmy: we sat next to each other, and it was -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i was -- i was so hungry. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. i was starving, too. and, um -- >> jimmy: because you -- you think that it looks like dinner table. so it is looks like you're going to go to this golden globes and eat dinner together? >> yeah, like, and diddy sitting right next to me. >> jimmy: diddy was at the table? >> yeah, yeah. and he had worked it out where he, you know, he was like -- 'cause everybody was talking about how hungry -- he is like, y'all want some cheeseburger? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is serious? >> i was like -- no, i'm totally serious. >> jimmy: i know. >> i was like, you could get the -- you got the hookup for the -- he's like -- yeah, you want some cheeseburgers? [ laughter ] i'm like -- i'm like -- puff, i call him puff. i'm like, puff, you got cheeseburgers? he's like, yes. he says, of course, you know, you got to give me the money. you know. [ laughter ] i got to slip him some money under the table. he comes back, cheeseburgers. >> jimmy: he comes back with cheese -- >> mr. cool j! a waiter comes out, like, i got you, i got you. >> jimmy: everybody was so jealous of our table because we had food. >> yeah, we had food. >> jimmy: because -- yeah.
they had like chocolates or something on the table. >> yeah. it was a lot -- it was a lot of fun but you know -- >> jimmy: we had a super blast. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that was great, and diddy actually almost got on stage. >> that's scary. >> jimmy: remember when -- >> oh, yeah. you stopped him. >> jimmy: yeah, i stopped him. >> yeah, yeah. he's like -- yo, i should just run onstage. no, puffs, don't run onstage. >> jimmy: no, "the social network" won the golden globe for best picture or something like that. so, he's like, i'm going to go. i'm going to get -- >> yeah, see. >> jimmy: he's like, there's already 100 people onstage. come on. no one is going to see it. >> see, that's how that whole east coast/west coast thing started. you know what i mean? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not -- that's not how it got started. you're from queens, right? >> yeah, i'm from queens, new york. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> queens in the building. wow. >> jimmy: do you stop -- do you go to the old neighborhood when you come home? >> always. i always go back home. you know, any time i'm in new york, i always go home -- go to my man, jay's, barber shop, you know, and just -- you got to visit the neighborhood. you can't forget your roots, you know what i'm saying? you got to know where you come from. [ applause ] >> jimmy: absolutely. >> stay connected, and i'm not going to allow myself doing the television show and other things separate me from where i'm from. >> jimmy: are you ever -- are you going to do anymore music? >> i'm not planning on doing any albums right now. but i'm about to go on tour. well, not tour, i'm doing a lot of dates with dj z trip. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> so, we're doing a lot of mash-ups and stuff around the
country. >> jimmy: what do you mean? like, what does that mean? what's a mashup? >> like, we just, like -- just taking different music -- we're just putting together a whole cool show. it's a lot of fun. you got to see it, man. >> jimmy: cool. >> i'm going to be, like, at the house of blues on june 10th down in atlantic city, and i'm going to be at the river front amphitheater in detroit, i think, on the 25th, i think. you know, but it's going to be a lot of fun. >> jimmy: sounds great. >> live music. >> jimmy: i'll come out and see it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and "ncis" -- >> yacht rocks. a little yacht rocks. >> jimmy: you will not be doing yacht rocks? >> yeah, no. no, i won't be doing -- >> jimmy: you sing it very nice. thank you though. everybody is wearing dickeys up there and -- >> that would be pretty scary if i was -- cool j's doing yacht rocks. didn't he sing "mama said knock you out"? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's like, no, now he's singing "sailing." it's fantastic. if he came out with a dickey and some sun glasses on it would be pretty awesome. >> yeah. yeah. [ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: let's not -- let's not -- >> don't call it a -- don't call it a dickey! [ laughter ] it's a turtleneck. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> hanging on my neck. >> jimmy: they call it a turtleneck. but, i call it a dickey. >> i'm going dickey you out. [ laughter ] momma said dickey you out.
>> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. let's talk -- >> did we deviate? >> jimmy: let's -- we did. we did. but, "ncis" -- let's talk about this. you're a navy s.e.a.l. in the -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i was just going to ask you, like, what you thought -- it turns out the navy s.e.a.l.s are the heroes, the guys that got bin laden. [ cheers and applause ] i think -- those guys, thank you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that a -- imagine that. that's -- i mean, that is a crazy -- it's new thing called jtoc, right? is that the name? >> well, s.e.a.l. team six, but the first thing i thought of was checkmate. >> jimmy: that's it. >> i'm really, really proud of -- of our country and you know -- [ cheers and applause ] like, i was about to say, i went down to camp pendleton and met with a lot of special ops guys when i was preparing for "ncis: los angeles." and let tell you something, i get play a hero but these guys are really heroes, and i think that -- [ applause ] it's an amazing thing. >> jimmy: but it is crazy thing when you think about what they go through. i -- i would be so, just, nervous. >> i mean, yeah. i mean, but that's the discipline. and, you know, that's what they
train for. and that's why we're supposed to embrace them and give them love. and make sure when they come home, after they go on these battles and go through these arduous things that they go through and deal with this stuff, we have to embrace them as a country and celebrate them. >> jimmy: and support them. absolutely. very good. [ cheers and applause ] you're a good man. come back whenever you want. thank you so much. >> you're very welcome. >> jimmy: ll cool j, everybody. "ncis: los angeles." we will be right back. more ll when we get back. [ cheers ] ♪ [ male announcer ] this is the kyocera echo from sprint. the first dual-touchscreen smartphone. two's better than one. ask "double dream hands" man who just released his latest tour de force "double dream feet." with two screens, watch it and email it, text it and tweet it. let's make this masterpiece just as famous. twice as fast. and together, we can give one-hit wonders a second life.
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♪ >> jimmy: all right. we're back with the one and only ll cool j. would you like to join us for our next yacht rock shared experience? >> i'd be a good sport. >> jimmy: all right. here we go. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] i was hoping that me and you have -- me and you have our little shades on. yeah. we'll a little yacht race. >> okay? >> jimmy: all right. and here's what we are going to do. >> okay. >> jimmy: now, we've given everyone in the audience swimming noodles. hold up your noodles. [ cheers and applause ] okay. now, all right. very good. now, here's the deal, turn them sideways and then move them up and down slowly. to be -- yeah, that looks like -- that's the ocean. see, now, it's the ocean. [ audience groans ] see? see what we did? it's like an art project.
[ laughter ] so here's the deal. what we're going to do is, me and ll here -- we're going have the yacht. this is the "s.s. cool j." [ laughter ] and i'm "s.s. fallon" right here. okay now, what we are going to do is we're going to have a yacht race. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. so, let's go sailing. >> let's do it. let's do it. [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers ] >> jimmy: all right. here we go. [ cheers ] hey, everybody. hey, you guys. nice. oh, my god. you guys are awesome. all right. so, here's the deal. here's what we are going to do. i'm going -- we are going to have a race, a yacht race, okay? and i'm going to -- we need the audience to help us out here, okay? so this row, take your hands off your noodle. [ laughter ] all right. what we're gonna do is, i'm gonna pass -- >> more quickly? >> jimmy: yeah. >> just roll it. roll it. >> jimmy: so what we're going to is, you're going to pass it to you. you pass it to your neighbor. you pass it to your neighbor. all the way down the row and back, okay? meanwhile, you guys are just are -- yeah, just rub your noodles all over the place. [ laughter ]
>> all right? ready? we're going to win. >> jimmy: no, wait. so then -- and then -- >> take one for the team. >> jimmy: so, all the way down and back. first one back wins the tiny trophy. someone have that? >> i got it. >> jimmy: you have the tiny trophy there. here it is. look at this. the winner gets this. [ cheers and applause ] >> let's fill it up with champagne. >> jimmy: the winner gets -- >> yeah, we'll fill it up with champagne. >> jimmy: thank you for holding the -- the coveted trophy. all right. are you guys ready to do this? you ready? [ cheers ] start moving the noodles. start moving the noodles so we know what's up. [ cheers ] all right. not you guys. ready? on your mark, get set, go! ♪ >> jimmy: no, don't. ♪ >> all the way down! all the way down! ♪ [ cheers ] yes! >> jimmy: what happened? what happened? what happened to the s.s. cool j? what happened? >> this is not s.e.a.l. team six right here. [ laughter ]
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his latest movie "bridesmaids," with kristen wiig, opens in theaters everywhere, friday, may 13th. please welcome back to the show, judd apatow, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming back to our program. >> i just can't believe i'm here on yacht rock night. >> jimmy: i mean, come on this is exciting, right? [ cheers and applause ] look at the audience loves yacht rock. everyone's got all the shades. do you like -- do you like yacht rock? do you enjoy it? >> i got the michael mcdonald beard going right now. >> jimmy: come on. >> i love it. i love yacht rock. i do. first concert i ever saw, doobie brothers, minute by minute tour. >> jimmy: oh, of course. >> second concert i ever saw, doobie brothers, minute by minute tour. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you mean, you like it so much? >> it's just that they came back, and i said let's go again. it was unbelievable.
>> jimmy: this is a great experience. >> because that's the best music ever, but you think it's about the late '70s. >> jimmy: yes. >> see, i think it is about being nasal. [ laughter ] or singing from, like, in your head, but it can't get out. you know, 'cause yacht rock to me is like -- ♪ we're in this love together ♪ >> jimmy: that's in and you can't come out. ♪ he missed the boat that day left his job ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ lead up >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ whenever i call you a friend ♪ >> jimmy: oh, i love that. andrew gold, right? >> it's all nasal. no, that's -- kenny loggins. >> jimmy: stevie nicks and kenny loggins. >> yes. >> jimmy: that's right. i was thinking of "lonely boy." >> yeah. ♪ oh what a lonely boy >> but, that's not yacht rock. ♪ oh what a lonely boy >> the guitar's not funky enough. >> jimmy: what? that's a debate. >> it needs a little funk to it. >> jimmy: some blog is going to go off. like, is andrew gold "lonely boy." >> no, no way. >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] >> is it? >> jimmy: roots, what do you think? >> no.
>> boat rock. >> yeah. >> jimmy: boat rock, not yacht. is it too late it came after? >> no, before. >> jimmy: really? what -- any other favorite yacht rock songs? >> well, i love ambrosia. i love ambrosia. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: this is going to be good. [ applause ] >> and yacht rock is the best, because no one knows the words to any song. >> jimmy: no. >> and it doesn't matter because it is just like -- ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a fun party. ♪ last time i saw you we were having a fun time. we were at the white house correspondents' dinner. >> yes. >> jimmy: your beautiful wife. >> yes. getting hammered. >> jimmy: well, yeah. >> people in washington get hammered. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's like it's a stressful job, and then they get plastered at the end of the day. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, because -- yeah, you kind of make fun of the year that was. >> and also, i found that politicians were all as dumb as my friends. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> didn't you think that? like, everyone i met i thought, he's no different than jonah hill and seth rogan. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> he's just the head of transportation.
>> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i don't think that was timothy geithner. he was really charming. he's really fun. >> and you have -- you hung out with my wife, i think i brought a picture. >> jimmy: here's me and your wife. yeah. >> that's how it was going down that night. >> jimmy: we had a few drinks. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but i want to talk to you about "bridesmaids." please. this is a hilarious movie. >>it is. >> jimmy: how -- how did you. >> maybe the best one of all the ones we have done. and i'm not just saying that because it comes out in a week. >> jimmy: yeah, no. but i mean how -- like the idea of "bridesmaids" -- everyone knows the story. it's a stressful day. it's ridiculous. you get all dressed up, the dresses. there's so much comedy in that. >> yes. >> jimmy: did you just have this idea, like -- oh, we got to make a movie about that? >> kristen wiig and her friend annie mumolo came up with the idea. and she's just clearly one of the funniest people ever. >> jimmy: kristen wiig, by the way, if you have never -- i mean, she is one of the funniest people ever. [ cheers and applause ] she's just -- she's great in -- everyone. maya rudolph, rose byrne is off the charts funny in this. melissa -- >> melissa mccarthy from "mike & molly." >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. she is unbelievable in this movie. >> yeah, yeah. she really is -- you know, when you see something zach galifianakis in "hangover." there's one person that really has, you know, gigantic laughs that you never knew too much
about. >> jimmy: there's one scene in -- i think is a classic -- is where kristen is trying to give the nice speech to her -- to the bride. who is maya rudolph, and she's like -- you're my best friend and thanks so much and then rose byrne goes, can i say something? and said something that was nicer. >> yeah. >> jimmy: like a nicer speech and so kristen feels like she should say something else. so she grabs the mic and says something else nicer. and then the other girl wants to top that, and it goes on for ten minutes. and by the end, like, they're speaking japanese at one point. it's so good. >> oh, we have clip of melissa, i think. >> jimmy: we have -- oh, this is melissa being super funny on an airplane. >> yeah, she's -- she's -- there's a man on the airplane. she's pretty sure that it might be an air marshal. >> jimmy: she thinks he is an air marshal. the guy's just sitting there. >> and she's hitting on him as well. >> jimmy: like, ridiculously hitting on him. here is a clip from "bridesmaids." >> he's not air marshal joan, you want to get back in that restroom and not rest? >> no. i have to get back to my seat. >> yeah, you got to get back on my seat. uh-huh. you get it?
>> no, i think -- yeah, i definitely got it. >> uh-oh. what's that? >> i got to get back to my seat. could you just move your leg, please? i got to go. >> uh-oh. uh-oh. somebody found a souvenir. you feel that steamy heat coming? it's from my under carriage. >> okay. >> that can go up and higher. >> thanks? [ cheers ] jimmy: she's awesome. >> she's brilliant. >> jimmy: you guys, "bridesmaids" opens in theaters everywhere next friday. go see it. it is really funny. judd apatow. ambrosia performs next. come on back! ♪ lcñoñowodybhó?óóó?aolú6ú
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